ALFDAD - Live & Pissed • May 21, 2026 12:47 PM

I JUST WANT TO BE THE BEST LOVER I CAN BE TO YOU, ALF.

WILLIE! YOU THINK I’M A F/\GGOT? You think I’m a F/\GGOT WILLIE?

Oh, ALF, I thought you LIKED F/\ggots.

You know I love you, ALF.

I’ll go down on ya, ALF.