Collected quotes and snippets from people publicly sneezing off or belittling what curl is, explaining how easy it would be to make a replacement in no time with no effort or generally not being very helpful.

These are statements made seriously. For all I know, they were not ironic. If you find others to add here, please let me know!

I can do it in less than a 100 lines

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I can do it in a three day weekend

(The yellow marking in the picture was added by me.)

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No reason to be written in C

Maybe not exactly in the same category as the two ones above, but still a significant “I know this” vibe:

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We sold a curl exploit

Some people deliberately decides to play for the other team.

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This isn’t a big deal

It’s easy to say things on Twitter…

This tweet was removed by its author after I and others replied to it so I cannot link it. The name has been blurred on purpose because of this.